Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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