I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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