I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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