Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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