idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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