i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
me + whiskey = a bad person
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Randomize