i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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