It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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