A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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