I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize