I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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