The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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