her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
wow bdsm is so cute
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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