I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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