New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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