they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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