Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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