I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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