this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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