I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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