We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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