do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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