Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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