so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Randomize
