it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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