Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
As shirtless as possible
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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