would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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