so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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