I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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