You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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