party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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