I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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