really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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