Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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