Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old