So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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