Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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