I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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