you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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