Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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