i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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