I faked an abortion last night.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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