now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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