where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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