He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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