Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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