Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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