I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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