Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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