literally had 100 drinks last night.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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