I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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