Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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