And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
