nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My ATM looks so different sober.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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