it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Less talking, more tequila
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
