sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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