I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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